I have spent ages trying to think of a witty, intelligent name for a blog.
I've tried everything: puns, historical figures and other even stranger things. They were all without exception RUBBISH.
Then I realised that the only thing preventing me starting to post was the fact that I didn't have a name. So I've settled on the least awful of my ideas: Shark Attack.
At primary school my nickname was 'Mark the Shark.' This was not (I hope) a reflection of my personality but something to do with my enthusiasm for all things marine and in particular sharks.
If you have any better ideas (you'd struggle to think of worse) then let me know.